scp-9100 (soap)
Item #: SCP-9100
Object Class: Apollyon
Special Containment Procedures
Permanent containment of SCP-9100 has been deemed impossible. All previous containment protocols (██ in total) have failed within an average of 3.2 hours, regardless of material, scale, or dimensional anchoring. SCP-9100 remains voluntarily housed in a reinforced canine suite at Site-██, which the entity treats as a "den."
Continued containment is permitted only at SCP-9100’s discretion. Current protocols are to provide:
- Standard canine diet (small breed formula, grain-inclusive).
- SCP-9100-1 (stuffed panda plush) for enrichment.
- Scheduled outdoor recreation, supervised by armed response teams. Note: armed response has historically proven ineffective, but remains mandated for staff morale.
Personnel are reminded that the entity chooses to comply. Should SCP-9100 revoke this compliance, global extinction-level scenarios are projected within 72 hours.
Description
SCP-9100 is a male Pomeranian (Canis lupus familiaris), weighing 3.6 kg (8 lbs), with chocolate merle coloration and bilateral ice-blue irises. Despite its diminutive size and outwardly harmless appearance, SCP-9100 has demonstrated destructive and anomalous capabilities placing it firmly in the Apollyon category.
Documented traits include:
- Strategic Cognition: Exhibits decision-making, tactical planning, and awareness equivalent to or exceeding that of a veteran military commander.
- Localized Probability Manipulation: Causes improbable events favorable to itself with a success rate exceeding 99%. Examples include: handler weapon malfunction, structural collapses in containment facilities, and spontaneous ignition of high-security doors.
- Disproportionate Destructive Output: Recorded containment breaches caused ██ casualties and partial collapse of Site-██’s eastern wing. Estimated force output exceeded 1.2x10^6 J, incompatible with SCP-9100’s physiology.
- Behavioral Duality: Alternates between two observable states:
- Canine State: Engages in ordinary dog behavior (playing fetch, rolling in grass, demanding belly rubs). Probability manipulation events during this state are minor and primarily mischievous.
- Combat State: Displays calculated aggression, precision strikes, and strategic manipulation of surroundings. Notably, SCP-9100 has employed ambushes, feints, and “war crime” analogs (see Incident Log 9100-B). During this state, SCP-9100 ignores all commands except for those involving SCP-9100-1.
Despite these factors, SCP-9100 displays attachment behaviors typical of domestic canines. It consistently returns to its suite after outings and has not yet displayed interest in abandoning voluntary containment.
Recovery
SCP-9100 was discovered in ██████, Florida, following multiple emergency calls describing “a tiny dog leveling a parking garage.” Foundation operatives dispatched to the scene were neutralized by probability-manipulation events (e.g., spontaneous shoe-lace entanglement, tranquilizer darts firing backward, ██████). SCP-9100 was eventually distracted by a civilian child offering a plush panda toy, after which the entity ceased anomalous activity and allowed containment.
Civilian witnesses were administered Class-B amnestics. The Foundation retained the panda toy, designated SCP-9100-1, which remains critical to all containment and compliance efforts.
Addendum 9100-1: Behavioral Notes
- SCP-9100’s favorite toy (SCP-9100-1) is the single most effective de-escalation tool. Possession of SCP-9100-1 is restricted to Level 4 handlers.
- SCP-9100 often engages in erratic, high-energy movements (“zoomies”), sometimes resulting in spontaneous structural damage.
- Ethics Committee allows supervised outings under the justification that SCP-9100 “is, ultimately, still a dog.”
Incident Report 9100-B: “The Walkies Breach”
Date: 2025-██-██
Summary: During a supervised walk, SCP-9100 initiated Combat State when SCP-9100-1 was momentarily misplaced. SCP-9100:
- Neutralized five armed guards via probability-induced weapon malfunctions.
- Caused localized inversion of gravity in Corridor C-3.
- Breached 4m reinforced blast doors by ramming them at ~15 km/h.
- Sat calmly in the breach rubble until SCP-9100-1 was produced, after which anomalous activity ceased.
Casualties: 14 injured, 0 fatalities (due to improbable luck events benefiting staff).
Outcome: SCP-9100 returned to suite voluntarily, carrying SCP-9100-1 in its mouth. Walkies suspended for 2 weeks.
Interview Log 9100-2
Interviewer: Dr. ████
Subject: SCP-9100
Dr. ████: Soap. Are you aware of the destruction you caused last week?
SCP-9100: [tilts head, wags tail]
Dr. ████: This is not a game. You are considered an extinction-level threat.
SCP-9100: [rolls onto back, demands belly rub]
Handler: Sir, I recommend—
Dr. ████: … fine. [inaudible patting]
SCP-9100: [happy vocalizations; anomalous activity ceases]
Ethics Committee Statement
Despite being uncontainable and classified as Apollyon, SCP-9100 remains compliant under current enrichment conditions. While SCP-9100 has the capacity to end civilization, Ethics Committee guidelines dictate the continuation of containment-by-consent, supported by regular provision of SCP-9100-1, walkies, and supervised play sessions.
Note: If SCP-9100 ever loses interest in being “a dog,” global survival odds fall below 0.02%.